How to ruin a classic muscle car era Mopar

Mine is LS swapped, lowered, 20" wheels, has an airbrushed Tupac mural on the hood, and has a ford rear end. I also park it under a pine tree in the front yard for years at a time and refuse to sell it.
Congratulations......but refusing to sell it is one thing but for how hideous it sounds does anybody normal thinking person even want it? LOL