How to ruin a classic muscle car era Mopar

I'm 50 so wouldn't really consider myself too awful old but I will admit to being wise.......lol
We simply cannot appreciate the millennial (except maybe Rainy, & a few) modifications.

my auto mechanic a/c & brake instructor has red neon lights on his slightly late model Ford pickup. And he thinks that the 4.6 is great on torque.
I don’t correct him, but suppress my eye brows!