Why I can't buy a Tesla

Huh? Swill? It's a metal. And like most metals it's poisonous to consume. Like aluminum, titanium, mercury ect.. if even possible to consume. If Swallowed? It would just there in your stomach.
No, I mean the chemical concoction. Just like you asked me to drink 10w30, you drink the battery juice.. it was about The Earth, Remember? Thank You!