Why I can't buy a Tesla

Yup. It's just running in the garage. I move it a couple inches to move tires. And that's it for winter fun. Lol. And then we all wait for that one good spring rain to rinse the streets. My motorcycle friends are also on this wait list.
We get a HotAss Rainy season here... and It's Hot as Heck most months anyways, May to September. Even October is really warm here.