Why I can't buy a Tesla

We get a HotAss Rainy season here... and It's Hot as Heck most months anyways, May to September. Even October is really warm here.
Yeah. My jealousy cup runneth over in these winter months.

They say that it just makes more appreciation to summer months? I say. "Loser talk!" The only nice thing is that are summers are not over baring heat repressive. But as I get older? My tolerance for the extreme cold is getting less. And high temps/humidity is not bothering me as bad.