Why I can't buy a Tesla

Yeah. My jealousy cup runneth over in these winter months.

They say that it just makes more appreciation to summer months? I say. "Loser talk!" The only nice thing is that are summers are not over baring heat repressive. But as I get older? My tolerance for the extreme cold is getting less. And high temps/humidity is not bothering me as bad.
Same Here, just other side of the coin. I'd dig heading North for the Summer, and Winter here is usually Beautiful, for the most part