A question for the snowbirds

I think you might be right.

And don't get me wrong, I love our winter visitors. Always have. I've just always wondered at why they drive so much slower than the rest of traffic.
I fully realize you posted it as a serious question but seriously, I laughed till I had tears in my eyes. Jodi (wife) gave the WTF look as I literally laughed out loud. Sorry, carry on!