A question for the snowbirds

I enjoyed living in the sticks of Mo. I could drive most anywhere and never see a soul. No asshole riding my ***.
I can drive as fast as my car or truck will go, but I am not in that big a hurry!
Most Tx. main hiways have a wide shoulder, where, if slower you can pull over and let traffic around. Source of flats.
Local Houston chit hole city news, every friggin day is about who was shoot in road rage and in drive by. Smart Left wind city. If were lived 200 mi away it would be too close.
Our county has 1 traffic light and full of asshole city commuter idiots.
Time for my meds.