I'm an Okie, Jack! Sooner born and Sooner bred. WHen I die I'll be a Sooner dead.
I am just a tourist here in California. Only thing California about me is my car tags. If you can't read into my post about building AR-15's and such and STILL can't figure out how I roll then bless your little heart.
Also, since when is Oklahoma and Texas considered Midwest? That term comes from when Nebraska was "West".