Why so many gloom and doomers on this site

I've seen some cheeks in walmart...its a spandex show of which gal can fit the most *** in her tights mostly. You need to have a lightening fast turn away in case the *** is like a chunky bag of vomit and chopped potatoes though... or its suffocation nightmares for weeks.
I have a friend that is a security officer for WalMart. His job is to go through the camera footage to find how the customers are taking merchandise. He is a better man than I! 5 minutes and I’m out the door, those people are sick!!!