I was behind two older ladies in line. One says to her friend, "I just LOVE the dollar store! I don't have to get all dressed up like I do when I go to WalMart!"
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In the span of the next 3 seconds, 5000 linear feet of "People of WalMart" footage played in my head ... and my usual composure degraded into a snicker.
Turning my head away from the ladies didn't help at all. I had to invent another item I needed and bolted out of the check out line before I busted out laughing.
Greenfield has a population of 2198. We now have two DG stores.