An American guy drops into a Scottish bar in Scotland and sits next to two large women. While he's drinking he notices that these two girls have a heavy Scottish accent. After a few drinks he politely asks, "Are you girls from Scotland." One of the women, who is obviously a little drunk, turns to him and says, "It's Wales you idiot!!!" So the guy takes another drink and politely asks,
"Are you whales from Scotland??"
