Bad beer thread

Hard stuff is off limits in my house. Too much drama, no benefits. I can go for months with no beer. Think I satisfied my lifelong intake with 18 months duty overseas with 50 cent beers everywhere.
I never did drink beer but I like Crown Royal and coke. the distilleries will go broke if they relied on me. In do like Baileys as well and maybe have one once a month unless there is an occasion but doesn't happen a lot.