Feels Like The End Is Near

If this username should stop showing up, please don't assume I met an ill fate.
I typed out a lot of what I had in my mind then wiped it away like poop off my ***.
Sell your Chit because gas prices are up for a period of time and pretend you haven't seen the same damn thing before. You typed you are 60 years old. Wanna buy a VW Ribbit? 54 MPG!?!? "You don't need the money"???? What is it that you need?

I missed it...
So after 25 years and 25,000 posts you're walkin' out ?
Big difference if you wiped your own *** or someone thought they they wanted to wipe it for you.

Of course I want a VW but it has to be a bus and come with two 'Rabbits" 70s bra-less blond hippy chicks. ****'in A yeh ! MY MPG has varied.