Stop in for a drink.

Unconventional said

I would rather drink water from a garden hose over a Corona. One of it's brothers from another father Pacifico is very enjoyable.

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No kidding real conversation in Algodones, Mexico

"I'll have a Corona."

"Senōr, would you care for a Pacifico?"

"I just ordered a Corona, why would I want a Pacifico?"

"Because Senōr, they are free today."

"Well why the h%££ didn't you just say that to begin with!"