Going to a Mopar Gold Mine...

Thats my motto as well. I bought my wife not 1 but 2 puppys the past 2 days... so I told her she can't complain if I come home with old mopar gold...
Puppies and old Mopars are about equal as far as joy and frustration goes...
So mathematically, does 2 puppies = 2 Mopars?