05 JEEP TECH QUESTION

UPDATE- got ahold of my cousin that i see maybe once a year. He is a mechanic. He brought with a his scanner. A $1800 dollar scanner. For that price it better fix it lol. Any ways he found nothing that would not make it start. He was on that thing for at least 10 minutes. So in the mean time im under the hood with another friend. He pulls the fuel pump relay out & i kind of gave him hell. I didnt know if that would screw up my cousins search. It didnt. He put it back in & was moving the fuse box around & pulled it from its tabs that lock it in. In the mean time nothing is showing up on the scanner. My cousin had to turn it over one last time to check something & ill be dam if it didnt start. He is just as puzzled as i am. Now do i take it some where & get a second opinion ? Pay big buck & take it to a jeep dealer ? This is just me but think there something going on with the relay & the wiring.
For one your cousins 1800 scanner is not that big of a deal, secondly I offered very good, simple and proven diagnostic strategy that you obviously chose not to try so now at this point you, your cousin, his cheap scanner that he doesn't know how to use and any other idiot you get help from can piss off......YOUR TOO STUPID TO HELP!!!!