Gone In 60 Seconds

Oh good grief. We're going from a thread that should be in the "website" questions forum to one that should probably just be deleted for good measure.

Not everybody is tech savvy, if rotating his phone into landscape mode is kicking the OP's *** then there's gonna be a lot of questions. This forum probably isn't the best way to figure that out and posting over and over again about "disappearing" threads in the wrong forum isn't helping. But we should probably at least try to tell him where the pond is, and let him figure out if he's gonna drink from it. Yes, that's a horse reference.

Perhaps the OP has a kid/grandkid/niece/nephew/cousin or whatever that belongs to a generation that knows how to work a smartphone?