Holy crap man. I have a desktop. And a laptop for that matter. But my phone is always with me, so I use it the most because it’s convenient.
I also don’t need a lesson on the history of the computer. Nor do I spend “3/4” of my time “squinting” at my phone. I can read it just fine. Perhaps a visit to your optometrist is in order.
Aaaand I give up. Best of luck to you.