Hard to have a nice yard, when neighbors have a Dandelion Nursery!

Imagine a sea spider but it's a weed. It grows about 1/2 inch up then makes a 90 and then grows out in every direction. It'll get about 36" in diameter and you just get a shovel under it and find its center, then you pop it up ( maybe 6" single root) and throw it away. The other spreading plant like this one has a red rubbery flower like a succulent and is the same growth pattern, find the center and pop it out. Kinda like a red/purple rhubarb branch.