Embarrasing moments....

Not for me, but my best friend in high school. He was a really sharp dresser capturing best dressed our senior year. He bought a special silk outfit for Homecoming. He was concerned that when got excited, his junk popped up, she'd see it. He TIED his pecker to his leg with a string. Every few minutes he started squirming and shifting.he had to go to the boys room a few time to rearrange his arrangement. We got much mileage out of that. Hasnt failed yet that at class reunions somebody asks him about it.