Embarrasing moments....

I remember one particular christmas, i must have been in my early 20s

Me and the wife were the first ones in our group of friends to get married and be on our own so of course our place was where everyone would hang out
(in fact, we lived in an apartment above the garage, and we never locked the door, we just kept a christmas wreath with some bells on it on the door all year round
if someone would come in we'd hear the bells and have about 45 seconds to toss some pants on

well, anyway, we had a christmas party and since it was at our place and pretty informal, i was wearing some old comfy PJ pants, and it just so happened the button on the fly was broken (did i mention we were newlyweds?)

well, anyway, im sitting on the couch and having a conversation with one of the girls, when i realize, im feeling a breeze where i shouldnt feel one

sure enough, the button of my boxers was also not doing its job and Mr Happy was peeking out seeing who was all at the party