Embarrasing moments....

Brooks James said

Not for me, but my best friend in high school. He was a really sharp dresser capturing best dressed our senior year. He bought a special silk outfit for Homecoming. He was concerned that when got excited, his junk popped up, she'd see it. He TIED his pecker to his leg with a string. Every few minutes he started squirming and shifting.he had to go to the boys room a few time to rearrange his arrangement. We got much mileage out of that. Hasnt failed yet that at class reunions somebody asks him about it.

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That's really funny........
Along those same lines. I had a friend who worked in the ER in the Medical Center in Macon back in the early 80s. Think disco was still a thing. So this guy comes in. Had been in one of the local clubs jukin it up and had a heat stroke and passed out. An ambulance ride later, he's in the ER.

My friend said all the ladies.....and everybody else, noticed a HUGE bulge in his polyester pants almost all the way down to his knees. Course his clothes had to come off. Turns out he was "much less" endowed than he led everyone to believe. He had a huge cucumber taped to the inside of his leg. LOL