Embarrasing moments....

My wife is a retired nurse. She was working one Friday evening and got off at 11pm.
Some guy comes into emerg with a vacuum cleaner hose stuck on his *****.
It sure got around the hospital really quick and the nurses were coming down to see what was happening then walking away laughing out loud.
I think I would have sat in a bathtub of cold water before going to the hospital, Oh Wait, I wouldn't have done that in the first place.
Guess he had a date with his girlfriend Hoover