Stop in for a cup of coffee

Indoors or a "wall of water" might be the only way I'll get anything near ripe this summer. I was looking for a large truck tire intertube, going to fill it with water and put the tomato plants on inside or outside edge, warms up during day and keeps them warmer at night. Couldn't really find one for under $90, tire shop, Amazon etc.
We live five miles highway drive from a little rural farm town or 1200.
Every Tuesday until October they have a large Farmers Market until the end of September.
I've tried to convince her that'd be much easier. :D