Eggs

Yet another annoying story from the old days

"Sometime" ?? late 80's? One weekend night I was watchin' a movie and fixed a snack of something and eggs. These were in the fridge, already boiled. I cut em in half and nuked em in the microwave. Got some butter, salt, walked out to the front room. Got all sat down. They've been out of the microwave AT LEAST a minute. Got up, went and got the pepper and back. Sat down, cut out a bite and spooned it in. Just as I got it partway into my mouth, part of the white exploded, cut my lip, and forced pepper and salt into the cut. THAT DAMN THING HURT for days!!!