If The Earth Is Flat....

A hamburger is nothing but a flat meatball.
And if you spin a meatball at 1000mph, it would turn into a hamburger.
Thus giving credence to the fact that the earth is flat if it is in fact spinning at 1000mph.
A major win for the theoretical argument on the flat earther theorist side.

And to top it all off, there is no gravity, Earth sucks...