My wife HATES my car.

I terrorized my wife when we were young by racing, and stupid stuff. Now she wants no part of the car except, once a year we go to a large cruise with a bunch of people. I have a pair of ear plugs hanging from my mirror. People say good idea having those. I tell them they're for when my wife is in the car. They say "oh, they're for her" ? I tell them no, they're for me, when she's in the car.