My lower back is junk

I've offered on here myself up for prostate checks, so far no takers.
Is there "etiquette" involved?(shave *** hair?)
I have lower back px on and off since 19 when I was washing the dog, bent over for too long and WHAMMO! lower left never been the same. Doc says no structural damage. So I got it easy compared to you guys. Now the older fella next door has recently been diagnosed with prostate cancer. He is fairly active and thought the lower back px he was experiencing was just from his daily routine of taking care of his chores and just being old. Well it was that he had prostate cancer plus his usual px. Moral of the story here is, yes, you have back pain, and you have something that can disguise and hide another type of pain. so go get your stubborn *** (literally) checked on a regular basis. Yes you have back px, but right now you have back pain without chemo, dont be a statistical dumb ***. If you are over 50 get your *** checked!

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