Geography of a woman

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The Geography of a Woman as she ages:

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa .

Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful!

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe.

Well developed and open to trade, especially

for someone of real value.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain.

Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece.

Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain.

With a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel.

Has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice,

and takes care of business .

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada.

Self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes Tibet.

Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages. An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 1 and 100, a man is like North Korea and Russia.

Ruled by a pair of nuts!
 
A mechanical engineer, an electrical engineer and a civil engineer are sitting around and talking about God.

The mechanical engineer says, "God is a mechanical engineer. Just look at the human body - a light-weight skeleton with moving parts holding up a massive frame of muscle and fat. God must be a mechanical engineer!"

The electrical engineer disagrees. "No, no. God is an electrical engineer. Just look at the human body - the nerve system routes electrical signals to the brain which is essentially a computer. God must be an electrical engineer!"

The civil engineer disagrees. "No, no. God is a civil engineer. Just look at the human body - only a civil engineer would run a toxic waste pipe through a playground."
 
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