Car stories....and I mean stories

I hdad a 69 Coronet 500,with the 318 automatic in my garage when I was 19. We ran ou tof beer one niught at about 730 and the beer ditributor closed at 9. The Coronet was a work in progress with open headers and trans issues. we were thinking about how to get another case of beer, the distributor was about 5 miles away... we got the brilliant idead of taking tre car, the trans was slipping so the revs were up and it was loud as hell, we went through alleys and back streets,but people were looking ou thteir windows to see what the hell all the noise was. Amazingly we didnt get stopped by police,I dont know how, I seem to recall the car wasnt even registered with legal tags...this was in the late 80s...