Went to a truckin' friend o' mine's Christmas party back a few years. His boss has the oak BBQ pit goin', beer's cold, music's loud :D. "What's Joey got cookin' on the pit?" I asked my buddy. "Pedophile Pig" he says. :wtf: Pedophile Pig?. Seems his boss had just bought a S&W .500 Mag pistol and was taking it up to the nearby National Forest to try it out. The road to the forest where we hunted was just a lonely little 2 lane road wandering through some very expensive ranch land. One of those ranches was Neverland Ranch, yes, that Neverland Ranch. As they were passing Neverland a large wild hog wandered out into the road right at the ranch's main entrance. Nobody around, out comes the .500 Mag, pig goes in the back of the pickup. Pedophile Pig for the barbie :rofl:
