Let's ask a question and never return. lol.

Me too! But I WILL fart on you in an elevator.

we were hanging out as a family the other day watching some TV
(now, dont ask me why, we got a 7 person sectional, but they all like to pile on top of each other like cats)

so im just sitting there, enjoy my show, my wife is in the spot next to me, the middle girl is laying halfway on her legs and the baby is laying somewhat on the middle girls back

all of a sudden the baby gets up and starts wailing on the middle one, and i mean putting a whooping on her
so i say, what is wrong with you?
and the baby goes "she farted on me"
the middle one almost rolled of the couch laughing