Let's ask a question and never return. lol.

This is true. However, once you've committed to letting everyone smell your fart particulate, it's more about evasion rather than concealment. Like getting off at the next floor.

Or not responding back to your own thread...

Both are unpleasant, but only 1 gives you pink eye.
Who wants to conceal? I trumpet them bad boys out loud as I can. Makes me proud. If Kitty is with me, I look over at her and say "you shouldn't have ate those beans".