First thing in the morning and she... (You finish the sentence)

Most of mine are really cats.

5 girls and just last week down to 2 guys.

A couple of the younger girls will do run by nudge and purr.......but no petting until you get up and feed me.

One will sometimes drop a toy on me.
Sometimes the toy has just come from the water dish.

One of the older girls will sometimes slide a ceramic dish across the floor.

Occasionally my wife will fart real loud.