Electric guitar...

Maybe you should play with your cat more than the guitar, she's looking a tad on the fat side.
The thing is is I'm not a cat person and that cat loves the hell out of me.. and believe it or not it's on a diet with diet food and has lost a lot of weight...
Needless to say people we know want to die and be reincarnated as one of our animals as they are spoiled relentlessly...