Today's episode of "What is it?"

This one looks like a robot but you get the idea.
I have to ask... Why?

On a side note I used a walking cane as a make shift Cruse control, put end of came on gas pedal, wedged other end under my hip. Rock to the left, gas lifts. Saved my leg on a 24 foot moving van with a speed regulator. No matter how far you pushed the gas it would not go faster than 55mph,

So full throttle for 1000 miles.