Troublesome Oil Leak

If you use the Ford brand grey RTV, you can glue the oil pan on with no gasket, screw the bolts in until it dries, then once dry remove the bolts, throw them away and it will never leak and you'll have to pry it off with a prybar the next time it has to come off and the oil pan probably won't live through it. Ask me how I know. lol
Elastomeric sealant. Tough stuff. Is odd job sealant still available? I bent a diff cover after using that stuff. Cant get around here.