Considering relocating to Texas

Every time summer comes here I tell my wife I’m moving. I hate the heat. So I start looking around the country for places to relocate to and because of my profession (elevator mechanic) I pretty much have to be near a large city. So I start looking and then realize it’s pretty good down here, hot summers, mild winters, low crime rate, no state taxes. Buy a gun wherever, no emissions test, no state inspection on my Barracuda, fishing , hunting, fresh and salt water. Hot, Hot and Hotter. Diverse community where everyone gets along. Great food from around the world. High property taxes, high electric bill, water restrictions. Deserts,forests, wetlands, hills, valleys, hundred of state parks. I think I’ll just stay here in the United State of Texas.