Last one to post in this thread wins!

Been cleaning the mother in laws pick up today getting it ready to go to Washington with a trailer to get her belongings and bring them back here.
So far I had to replace the battery, oil sending unit and ordered new break rotors for the front and might have to change the starter as it seems to crank slow at first.
Can't stand to take a long trip for 3,000 miles without everything being in working order and god forbid I drive a dirty truck that many miles without cleaning it first.
Sometimes I think I should just move out of country to a small island in the middle of nothing and collect sea shells. lol