Reminds me of some friends that owned a big dairy milking 1200 cows. One day EPA showed up wanting to cross their property to investigate if runoff was getting into Sipsey river. They denied him access so he pulled his card out and said with this card he could go anywhere he wanted to so they said go ahead. In a few minutes they heard him screaming for help. When they looked to see what was going on their big bull had run him up a tree. Scott told him to show bull that damn card and turned around and went back to barn.
