Guns, Dogs and Blades QnA

Well it appears our grand opening (Blair Creek) is taking up a life of its own. We know some guys over at Shadow systems and they want to crash the party. They know full well my opinion of Glocks but they are coming anyway! Cross breed holsters is going to offer crazy discounts during the event and now some snake eater buddies who have started a wilderness and outdoor survival school are going to show up and have a tent. This thing is rapidly spinning out of control. My wife is fit to be tied wringing her hands over logistics etc. I tried to explain to her that at the end of day the industry folks showing up are super laid back and are using it as an excuse for an end of day sampling of adult beverages, get together over a camp fire and tell tall tails. Most are buddies and are good folks. Poor Jodi. What could possibly go wrong? A dozen or so low speed high drag guys getting together with an abundance of ammo and a hot range?