I'll trade you my ____ for your Dodge

A high school kid up the street had a 78 granada and wanted to trade me for a 72 duster.

He told me how many times he buried the needle in the granada and how mean it was. He said the granada was far meaner than the 318 in the duster. He also stated that it would be a trade up for me because the granada is a newer car.

Big fat no.