I'll trade you my ____ for your Dodge

Just cash offers/comments here. Usually, I just say, "NO," in a very abrupt and rude tone. Once my response was, "If you pay me a stupid amount of cash. Way more than the car is worth, like $50,000 more than the car is worth, I'll do it."
I think my next response will be, "If you can find a red 1960 Chrysler 300F hardtop, completely restored, I'll trade straight across. Sure, the convertibles are nice, but as a ginger, I do not go out in the sun."

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