I'll trade you my ____ for your Dodge

i got my short bed truck for sale/trade on this site and on fb. a kid built a 2013 400ltz, what ever that is and it has lots of mods. neighbors hate him cause it is too loud. i don't even know what the hell that is. when i found out what it was, i told him " i am 71 yrs old, probably couldn't start it and if i did , i would probably fall off and break my neck". told him thanks but no thanks.