Be careful who you threaten to beat up....

My neighbor was going to work the other day and spilled his coffee in his lap while approaching a red light. He rearended a big Mercedes pretty hard. As he was getting out to check on the driver of the Mercedes, a midget jumps out of the car and yells at my neighbor..."I just want you to know that I am NOT happy!" My neighbor says "Well, ok....which one are you then?"

:rofl:

Grumpy, of course!