Well, My Demon Died On Me Yesterday

Decided to have a nice drive to work yesterday and on my way back home while waiting for a stop light, it just dies and didnt want to crank back up.
Shifted to neutral and pushed it out the way and hoped it was just vapor lock. Opened the hood to let it cool and 2 hours later, same thing, just cranking and doesnt want to turn over. Ended up towing it back home. FML

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When is the funeral? Sorry coach, just my smartass sense of humor acting up. Hope you find the solution quickly and fairly inexpensively.