Two horn conversion question.

ya know what's funny is after my car passed safety, in 1999, I went out and defeated the horns and haven't ever needed them since.
Those horns used to get me into so much trouble, with guys wanting to bash me, for honking at them. I mean when you cut me off you better move ur azz or I'm a gonna lay on the horn. I mean that's what they are there for right?
Or if ur lolligagging half drunk thru the Crosswalk I'm a blowing it.
Or if yur sleeping at a stoplight, my horns need exercise.
Or yur crowding the lane-divider beside me ; hey mister wake up says my horn.
I mean there must be a thousand reasons to honk the horn, and I used to wear out the horn-switch, blasting tunes to creeps, lol.
So when I built my Barracuda, the Law says I have to have an operational horn to run my car on a public road, so It had horns on that day. Is it my fault they quit working? and now,
I'm very glad that no football player wants to bash me.