All for .370 lift and under ........

Ha Ha!
It's fun pissing off young people!
If you're an old man, you might as well drive like one in an old vehicle...
Works for me!
Go into McGaggars on a Saturday morning for a juice of the java bean. Just about guaranteed there will be a 16 year old behind the till who will say "Hi" as you step up. My response is to put my hands on my hips and respond in a semi stern manner, "I am not". Usually they get a stunned look on their face. After about 5 seconds of being locked up I ask "did I get you?" Normal response then is a facial change to perplexed and "I am confused". Yup, did not take much. Then just ask for the desired coffee while they chew on the proceding.
Go in a week later and do the same to the same kid and probably get the same response. Their critical thinking skills are poor.
Another one is purchasing 2 or 3 items. "Do you want a bag?"
"No thank you. I had one but when I was about 40, I traded her for 2 twenties. Then I found out I was not wired for 220. Young cashiers smile whether they get it or not. A bit older they usually laugh. Had one that said "oh you are mean". Must have hit close to home somehow.
Have a good day and some fun.