Possibly the DUMBEST street sign ever!!!

j par said
My friend was in a store looking at jet skis and there was a label right over the jet of the jet ski that said do not point this directly at your anus!??..
Of course he found a salesman and question him about this warning label....

And you KNOW some idiot did exactly that, and probably won a lawsuit, and that is why that warning exists. Jet ski maker, CYA.